Who to invite, whom to exclude...
(See, I was paying attention in grammer class!)
"Oh, but we have to invite them!"
Have I even met them?
(And I am talking about OUR side of the guest list.)
Now I did understand the time honored tradition of inviting the "out of state relative" that won't possibly even consider making the trip, but should be good for a gift;
BEFORE I SAW THE PRICE OF INVITATIONS!
(I don't see any gifts arriving with my name on them!)
But when I came across this one....
Oh, for crying out loud!
Can we draw a line somewhere!
Actually, if he would come I would gladly foot the bill, BUT
He is sitting at my table!
I have a few things to discuss!